Existential dread, but make it cottagecore-adjacent. Two frogs — one bewildered head, one fully dressed in a pink tracksuit — stare into the void so you don't have to. Wear your confusion on your chest with chaotic sincerity.
Details
- Relaxed, boxy unisex silhouette with a classic crew neck
- Bold surreal meme graphic with diamond accent details and arched lettering
- Short sleeves with clean, simple hemlines throughout
Material
- Cotton-blend construction — soft, breathable, and easy to wear all day
Size Guide
| Size |
Bust (cm) |
Bust (in) |
Length (cm) |
Length (in) |
Shoulder (cm) |
Shoulder (in) |
Height (cm) |
Height (in) |
Weight (kg) |
| XS |
84 |
33.07 |
63 |
24.8 |
38 |
14.96 |
150–155 |
59.06–61.02 |
50 |
| S |
90 |
35.43 |
66 |
25.98 |
41 |
16.14 |
155–160 |
61.02–62.99 |
50–55 |
| M |
100 |
39.37 |
70 |
27.56 |
44 |
17.32 |
160–165 |
62.99–64.96 |
55–60 |
| L |
104 |
40.94 |
71 |
27.95 |
47 |
18.5 |
165–170 |
64.96–66.93 |
60–65 |
| XL |
108 |
42.52 |
74 |
29.13 |
49 |
19.29 |
170–175 |
66.93–68.90 |
65–70 |
| XXL |
112 |
44.09 |
76 |
29.92 |
53 |
20.87 |
175–180 |
68.90–70.87 |
70–75 |
| XXXL |
120 |
47.24 |
78 |
30.71 |
55 |
21.65 |
180–185 |
70.87–72.83 |
75–85 |
All measurements in centimetres (cm). Please allow 1-2 cm tolerance.
